Behold!!! I HAVE CREATED THIS TOPIC!!!

First there was nothing. Then there was Chaos. Chaos filled the cosmos, but then came Me. I then, out of Chaos, created this topic. From this topic life spewed forth to reply to it (possibly), and words collected into a paradise known as EpicPhailurEDEN.

Unfortunately for the words, a grammar Nazi came and decided that they all needed to line up in structured, sensical phrases to prepare for a great flood.

This flood would come to be known as "I did it with Ganon in 2:39, no cheats, just fighting as hard as I could" spam flood. And within this great flood of fads, a even greater flame war would come to pass.

- Nelson 11:45

Moar testaments plx

why am i suddenly hit with flashbacks of time spent during silent reading in strings class reading the bible......

In the name of the Emote, the Sig, and the url of the website, Smileys be with us. The time of reckoning is soon, as is time for prayer.

A moment of silence.

*Takes a gold-plated chalice, pours wine into it, takes a drink*

This is the body of Sig *points at my sig*

*Hands out pieces of my Sig*

Sig be with you.

- Nelson Forumathlic Mass 11:47

P.S. Lol i remember reading the bible. Good ol' Mr. Cho.

<points Nelson in the direction of the nearest mental health institution/Role Playing Guild>

rofl..hey you gotta give him some credit...

In the garden of EpicFailurEDEN, dust collected, and into it life was breathed by some cruel, benevolent creator (which escaped My attention).

From this being, Simon, came a torrent of new words. Simon, alone in the garden of Eden, took a part of his admin powers and birthed to the second being, Kevin, as a mod.

Together, they innocently ran about paradise. Shortly, they encountered the forum of wisdom within paradise, a collection of topics rich with intelligence. In spite of My warnings, they foolishly listened to the honeyed words from the title "wisdom," and opened the forum...

They happened upon intelligence, and knew they sinned. They covered their naked avatars with uploaded pics, and their posts with sigs. Now with these ideas, they possessed a grasp of knowledge, and I no longer welcomed them in the EpicFailurEDEN.

They fled, Simon having to work the Internet to create his own forum, which he would come to call EpicFailure.

From the netherregions of Real Life, Simon knew people, and so ArchZeratul and Ajax were born.

Tragedy would befall the two, as one would flame the other in cold blood.

From there, Tomymon was born. And he knew more people, and so perhaps more users would be born. And even more were born...

Until the EpicFailure was full of imaginary users, along with their various fads, complaints, and other EpicFailurely whims.

- Nelson 7:15

Don't forget that the origins of our sins came from none other than the one whos form is a concentration of utter failness, Nelson.