Let's play a a game!! the next poster is...

even though there's only 3 of us..atm(it'll grow!! i'm sure) we can sort of play a game..i hope
make a statement about the next poster, subsequent posts should say whether that statement is true or false..and have a new statement after

the next poster knows how to count to 31 on one hand xD

Edit: True

Haha, forum games, I dare not to participate cause its a cheap way to rake up post count, but whatever.

Next poster has farted in public at least once in their life.

BAd..forgot to answer the previous statement

Fixed

Next poster actually knows how to play this crappy forum game.

true

next poster ate breakfast this morning

False

The next poster knows the answer to this riddle.

I'm everywhere, people like how I look but if you actually look at me it hurts, people like how I feel but if you actually touched me, you'd die.
What am I.

False...

But I'll take a stab at it and say

HEART

...

or your face. Yeah. >.>

The next poster is Simon, Kevin, Martin, Tomymon, or Ajax. Notice I refer to people and not their online names, therefore if some n00b joins and replies...then it could very well be one of the named posters.

False

The answer is the SUN

The next poster will feel dumb after finding out the answer to the riddle.

lol true

next poster is lying in bed while browsing the forum

False

Simon is lying in bed posting on the forums.

false(at least not atm)

the next poster can sing the alphabet backwards fluently

False.

The next poster has no life whatsoever.

True

The next poster can touch the back of his head with his/her toes.

false

the next poster is a leftie

False

The next poster is not possibly a non-homophobic, non heterotropic, anti-poverty supporter who is ain't not no intelligent person and cannot understand this post.

True

Next poster feels this forum should have never existed.

Ha, so you found this next part...

Next quote starts something like this...

"So..."

And not kevin so by any chance...

Discuss.

kyoghin wrote:True

Next poster feels this forum should have never existed.

false
next poster is currently eating(at the time of posting)

False

The next poster is aware of all the poster's real identities.

btw...why did everyone stop?

true

the next poster should be doing homework rather than being on this forum